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You know…

Bad sex for a woman is like having someone poke you in the arm over and over and over again in the very same spot.

After a while it gets really frikken irritating, you know?

So here I was at the supermarket and some asshole bumps into me.

Now I have to take a pregnancy test.  Sheesh!

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As for guys…

Well, I’m not a guy but I have guy friends and most of them will tell you they’re just happy they’re getting some.

Women on the other hand…

We can go YEARS without it.

Yeah, at first we really miss it but after a while things just kind of dry up and we stop missing it.

After a while we just think sex is messy and not worth shaving our legs for.

Then we stop shaving our legs.

Seriously…

I should know.  I’m married.

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